| You
bring a guest to your house and show him a
portrait. As you point to the portrait, you say to the guest
"Brothers and sisters, I have none. This man's father is my
father's son." Who is the person in the portrait? |
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| A
barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it
to make it weigh 12 pounds? |
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Why can't
a man living in California be buried in Canada?
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A farmer had fifteen
sheep. All but nine died. How many did he have left?
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| Do they have a 4th of
July in England? |
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| A man drove all the
way from New York to San Francisco only
to discover at the end of the trip that he had a flat tire from the
very start. Yet his car was completely unaffected by it? How is this
possible? |
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| Is it legal for a man
in Oregon to marry his widow's sister?
Why? |
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| You are driving a
bus. At the first stop, six people
get on. At the second bus stop, four people get on and three
people get off. At the third stop, eight people get on, two
people get off, and a third person gets off, but asks for a
transfer. At the fourth bus stop, seven people get off, but no
one gets on. At the fifth bus stop, twelve people get on
and seven people get off. At the sixth bus stop, no one gets off
and no one gets on. Who is the bus driver? |
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| A man builds a house
rectangular in shape. All sides have
southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?
Why? |
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| I am used to bat with,
yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What
am I? |
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| You are
participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position
do you finish? |
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| If two's company
and three's a crowd, what's four and
five? |
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| A mother had two sons
who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But
they were not twins. (They were her biological sons--they were not
adopted.) Explain this. |
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| How many birthdays
does the average woman have? |
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| How many outs are
there in an inning? |
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Two men play five
games of checkers. Each man wins the same
number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
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| What word, when
written in capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards, and upside
down? |
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| A clerk in the butcher
shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he
weigh? |
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