For some reason, people seem to mispronounce "Carlos Eton" a great deal of the time. Because I am such a great public servant, I want to provide you with the correct pronunciation of "Carlos Eton", as well as other show-related terminology.
Let's break up "Carlos Eton" into phonetic syllabic values (the blue syllables are accented, although you can also skip syllable emphasis altogether):
Car-los E-ton
Syllable Pronunciation Car Pronounced "car" like the thing you use that has a great back seat. los Pronounced "loas", like Lowes, that goofy place that sells garden supplies and hoes. (Hoes? Who knew. Maybe I should hang out at Lowes instead of Hollywood Boulevard.) E Pronounced "ee" like the sound you make when your lover's health exam didn't go as well as you had hoped. ton Pronounced "tahn" like won-ton, or like the sound when body fluids land in a spittoon.
Now that we have established correct pronunciation, let's examine the phonetic structures of popular terms used in the show:
Word Pronunciation (You may have to pronounce these very fast.)
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